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May 1st - 4th - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night min. Free Sunday Roast .
May 8th - 10th - REBIRTHING - a self help and self healing weekend, for mind, body and soul .
May 15th - 17th - EUROVISION - enjoy the campest TV show with others.
May 22nd - 25th - NAKED CHILLOUT SPRING BANK HOLIDAY - Free Sunday Roast
June 1st - July 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT SUMMER MONTHS - even if it rains...
July 10th - 12th - WELL HUNG NAKED WEEKEND - for hung guys only
August 7th - 9th - VACUUM PUMPING WEEKEND - prizes for sizes
August 28th - 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night minimum. Free Sunday RoastSeptember 4th - 5th - COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend.
September 11th 13th - NAKED CHILL OUT
Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.
October 2nd - 4th - NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ?
October 9th - 11th - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.
October 23rd - 25th - BURN OUT WORKSHOP - a healing workshop for those suffering from burn out.
November 6th - 8th - NAKED CHILL OUT -
November 13th - 15th - MASSAGE WORKSHOP - Naturally naked throughout .
November 27th - 29th - CLOSED FOR PRIVATE EVENT
WELL HUNG WEEKEND
July 10th - 12th 2026
for well hung guys to meet
other well hung guys
WANT TO PUT ON YOUR OWN PRIVATE SEX PARTY
NAKED WEEKEND WITH MATES - CP WEEKEND
SPIRITUAL / SELF DEVELOPMENT / CORPORATE GET TOGETHER
OR SOMETHING ELSE IMAGINATIVE ?
We will offer you EXCLUSIVE use of Hamilton Hall for your event and provide delightful accommodation, all meals, all refreshments and ( almost ) anything you need to help your weekend go with a BANG. Parties up to 7 ( so an intimate affair ) staying over night.
I was delivering pizza. I'd delivered to this addess before, just a few nights prior, and now I was delivering a Super Large, Super Crispy Ham & Pineapple Pizza - and after rInging the doorbell, this naked man came tO the door, totally unnabashed as he stood there in front of me. I must have blushed as his partner came up behind him naked as well and they both just stood in the door way as if it was the most natural thing to do. I handed over the pizza and I was told to wait while they get me a tip. He came back with a hard on instead and asked if I wanted to come in and share some meat with them. So I did. I got spit roasted and the pizza was long cold by the time we all shared it. They ordered often after that and I was always late returning to the shop after as - well - taking a tip like that takes time.
He was Italian American. Cocky little cunt. Arrogant little shit. But he was cute. 5/9" tall, chunky masculine body, tattooed and even some piercings and that attitude of superiority just made me laugh - and funnily enough - got his attention as he saw me as a challenge, all because I was not smiten by his beauty. Oh don't get me wrong, I was - but I wasn't about to let on I fancied him gutless as his American ego was already off the charts. Anyway, we had sex and other than he was incredibly verbal for which I had to tell him to ' shut the fuck up.'- and where he was useless, just laid there and expected to be adored and THAT was not going to happen and when I told him to actively take part and not just lay there, he was astounded, so I told him straight out - YOU ARE CRAP AT SEX - YOU ARE HOT - BUT BORING SEX - YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO ME ALL, NOT EVEN REACHED OUT TO TOUCH. 'and that's where I left him as he was a hot man but absolutely crap at sex and I was - actually - bored.
There is nothing more beautiful than a nice handsome cock and balls.
John Bellamy
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