LOCAL AND ALONE ON CHRISTMAS DAY ?
LOCALH
LOCAL AND ON YOUR
OWN FOR CHRISTMAS ?
JOIN US HERE FROM
MIDDAY - MIDNIGHT
Christmas Day - Just £50 - normally £100
Arrive around midday Just relaxing and sharing a laugh Tea and home made mince pies with the Queen at 3pm. ( I've told Betty not to stand on ceremony )
5pm ish Full Turkey Dinner - Free wine - Ground Coffee
A snooze hour after dinner... fall asleep in front of the telly and recharge your batteries for the evening ahead.
With games and laughter, music and mayhem that you will all be a part of, through the evening and where we hope / expect you to join in and help make the fun. This is not the Christmas we had planned but as we have no guests in and it is just the three of us here - as everyone who had booked cancelled after Boris confused the shit out of everyone, few were willing to take the risk. If you wish to bring games, DVD's, anything to share and enjoy together, please do.
Must be booked and paid for in advance.
01202-399227 Very relaxed and easy going - naked or dressed - fancy or otherwise ( I might come dressed as a huge penis... he he ... but what's new ??? ) and we shall endeavour to share a day together and have a laugh, tons of good food and more.
