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New Years Resolutions.

A New Year's resolution is a tradition, most common in the Western World but also found in the Eastern World, in which a person resolves to continue good practices, change an undesired trait or behavior, accomplish a personal goal, or otherwise improve their behaviour at the beginning of a calendar year.

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2023's most popular New Year's resolutions

  1. Exercise more – 52% ...

  2. Eat healthier – 50% ...

  3. Lose weight – 40% ...

  4. Save more money – 39% ...

  5. Spend more time with family/friends -37%

  • Spending less.

  • Being more organized.

  • Finding more “me” time.

  • Quitting smoking or drinking

  • Get a new and better job

  • Find a lover / Get a divorce

  • Try something new each month.

  • Support local restaurants and business.

  • Do one thing risky each month.

  • Spend some time outside.

  • Drink more water.

  • Write in a journal.

  • Write snail mail.

  • Join a book club.

  • Be a volunteer and help the elderly

  • Give more to charity

  • Travel more.

  • Lighten up.

  • Be kind to annoying relatives.


Say THANKYOU to Peter Tatchell for all he has done for gay rights.

Have more sex.

Use local gay bars to help them stay open.

Realise most gym bunnies are vacuous.

Take a gay cruise. Dress like a 20 year old even when in 50's

Have more sex.

Have an HIV test.

Make a stand against anyone offering homophobia.

Understand the world does not evolve around me.

Pretend I like lesbians.

Be OUT AND PROUD and fuck anyone who doesn't like it.

Donate £5 a month to Peter Tatchell's organisation fighting FOR YOUR RIGHTS AS LGBTQ. Pretend I understand all the new sexualities people recognise as these days.

Shop in charity shops and not Harvey Nicks.

Realise the gay media is manipulative shit run by 'up themselves' attitude queens who DO NOT offer decent journalism but the same old clap trap from mag to mag.

Not be a bitchy evil faggot but offer kindness and understanding.

Spend less on myself and help others with an open heart.

Take lots of drugs and party party party.

Have more sex.

Pretend my life is magical when it really is shit.

MAKE my life magical through doing good things for those less fortunate.

Come out to my parents

Come out at work.

Come out TO MYSELF and stop lying to myself about being straight when I am not.

Have more sex.

Be honest on dating sites like grindr with real up to date pictures.

Measure my dick accurately.

Stop taking off years of my age. Be proud to be older.

Realise those who are elderly helped form the LGBT community we have today.

Speak face to face and less through Social Media.

Trust no one, especially politicians and people from Ghana or Nigeria through dating sites.

Give to Aids charities

Find some inner peace

Meditate and follow a more spiritual path.

Visit Hamilton Hall for a few days R&R. Give to Stonewall Housing charity.

Love and love deeply and sincerely.

Learn how the LGBTQ community is NOT a community at all and is somewhat self destructive of anyone and everyone who stands up to be counted and has a voice others envy, resent - or are jealous of.

Realise homophobia comes from gay men and not straight men. Married faggots afraid to come out scream abuse at those who live the out lifestyle they so envy.

Be an example - Be a good person - Be honest and sincere.

Do not be afraid to speak up and voice your opinion and always prepared to learn something new.

Shine and allow others to shine with you.

and don't be like most who join a gym and it lasts a couple of weeks / months - stand by your convictions and stand firm and see it through. Stop being a quitter.


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