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New Years Resolutions.

A New Year's resolution is a tradition, most common in the Western World but also found in the Eastern World, in which a person resolves to continue good practices, change an undesired trait or behavior, accomplish a personal goal, or otherwise improve their behaviour at the beginning of a calendar year.

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2023's most popular New Year's resolutions

  1. Exercise more – 52% ...

  2. Eat healthier – 50% ...

  3. Lose weight – 40% ...

  4. Save more money – 39% ...

  5. Spend more time with family/friends -37%

  • Spending less.

  • Being more organized.

  • Finding more “me” time.

  • Quitting smoking or drinking

  • Get a new and better job

  • Find a lover / Get a divorce

  • Try something new each month.

  • Support local restaurants and business.

  • Do one thing risky each month.

  • Spend some time outside.

  • Drink more water.

  • Write in a journal.

  • Write snail mail.

  • Join a book club.

  • Be a volunteer and help the elderly

  • Give more to charity

  • Travel more.

  • Lighten up.

  • Be kind to annoying relatives.


Say THANKYOU to Peter Tatchell for all he has done for gay rights.

Have more sex.

Use local gay bars to help them stay open.

Realise most gym bunnies are vacuous.

Take a gay cruise. Dress like a 20 year old even when in 50's

Have more sex.

Have an HIV test.

Make a stand against anyone offering homophobia.

Understand the world does not evolve around me.

Pretend I like lesbians.

Be OUT AND PROUD and fuck anyone who doesn't like it.

Donate £5 a month to Peter Tatchell's organisation fighting FOR YOUR RIGHTS AS LGBTQ. Pretend I understand all the new sexualities people recognise as these days.

Shop in charity shops and not Harvey Nicks.

Realise the gay media is manipulative shit run by 'up themselves' attitude queens who DO NOT offer decent journalism but the same old clap trap from mag to mag.

Not be a bitchy evil faggot but offer kindness and understanding.

Spend less on myself and help others with an open heart.

Take lots of drugs and party party party.