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The Pope Song


Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker Fuck the motherfucker, he's a fucking motherfucker Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the fucking fucker Fuck the motherfucker, he's a total fucking fucker Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker Fuck the motherfucker, fucking fuck the motherfucker Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you, motherfucker If you think that motherfucker is sacred If you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddie fucker Fuck you, you're no better than the motherfucking rapist And if you don't like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity Then fuck you, motherfucker - this is language one employs When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys I don't give a fuck if calling the pope a motherfucker Makes you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate This has naught to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers I'm not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate

There are other fucking songs, and there are other fucking ways I'll be a religious apologist on other fucking days But the fact remains, if you protect a single kiddie fucker Then pope or prince or plumber, you're a fucking motherfucker


You see, I don't give a fuck what any other motherfucker Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fuckers While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authority And, with threats of hell, impose it on others in society Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some fucking wrath When it turn out you've been fucking us in our motherfucking asses So fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker If you're still a motherfucking papist If he covered for a single motherfucker who's a kiddie fucker Fuck the motherfucker, he's as evil as the rapist


And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true

If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you

With its filthy fucking language and its fucking disrespect

If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter


But if you find me more offensive than the fucking possibility

The pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly

Then listen to me, motherfucker, this here is a fact: