X RATED -SMOOTHIES
Time to take your mind south and enjoy some carnal penile sexual fun time with your own hand. And why the fuck not ?
Masturbation / Wanking - is the most grown up form of sex there is and the only form of sex that only you can do correctly, to yourself, as no one else can quite the way you do.
As you get older - 50 Plus - YOU NEED TO WANK TWICE WEEKLY to keep your prostate healthy. DOCTORS ORDERS.