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FOUND - a turd floating in the toilet pan.

I read with a morbid fascination the news coming out of the USA with absolute horror. I usually read on the loo and have been reading tons about how a once great nation can slip and slide its way down the toilet pan - with one hand firmly on the handle determined to flush what is left of this once great ' Land of the Free' down the shitter and will leave huge skid mark of ' fuck you all' on the pan as it goes.

Chances are, there will be a floater left behind.

Bobbing up and down.

A big fat brown turd. One of those firm ones - solid and determined.

Floating. Annoying. Rudely announcing itself when you open the toilet lid.

No getting away from it - you will have to do something about it - as this annoying piece of shit is not going anywhere until forced to.


It knows you do not want to get your hands dirty. It knows you are afraid and repulsed by it.

It does not care.

It has its own agenda and do hell with anyone else.

It is going to sit there and put you off - period - doing anything about it.

Because it stinks so badly.

It reeks of corruption.

It reeks of coprporate dishonesty

It reeks of brutality.

It reeks of mental health and it reeks of an uncaring attitude and it reeks of murder.

It reeks of sexual depravity and it reeks of not giving a shit.

You know you will get your hands dirty in trying to clean up this mess.

You know you could become ill and sick from going close and you know this shit will smear you as much as it can just to show everyone else what happens when you try and move this shit from the pan - and this shit will just laugh as you gag.

This shit will do whatever it can to stay in place and to hell with what others think. You see, this shit doen't give a fuck for anyone or anything other than its own agenda.

Flush after flush it still won't go past the U Bend and just floats there.

Proud and arrogant.


This is Trump.

A piece of shit that no one seems able to get rid of.

The once great UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is now sadly laughed at by the rest of the world who have learned - and some are still learning - to wear gloves and a mask when dealing with anything as toxic - anything as dangerous - anything as lethal as this shit that currently floats in the White House.

Later in the year there is a chance of flushing this shit down the pan to the sewer where it belongs. Where it will be treated in the manner that all shits deserve to be treated.

And maybe th smell will eventually go and eventually the toilet will getback to ikts usual clean self where every smear left from this shit after it was flushed, was cleaned and sorted and everyone can breath a pleasant sigh of relief once this shit has been well and truly flushed from doing any more stinky harm.



Loved your piece about the floating turd. So clever John and so on point.

George G.

You are getting somewhat poetic in your oild age John and I have loved the pieces you have recently sent us. Trump as a Turd was brilliant. Well thought of. Harry .F.

It turned my stomach reading about the Turd Trump but it really did make me laugh. Your e mails help keep me from going nuts on my own all the time. 10 days now and I never reaslied how hard this would be. Edward. John: I was raised in the war when we had little of anything for a very long time. While I was a young child - now 93 - I remember the coming together of the peoplewho shared a common goal, beating the Germans. Today it is this virus that appears to have come from eating bats in China and little did we know that of all the evil murderous despots that have ruled - a virus would descimate like none of them have done before. It has closed the world. I thought I had seen it all.

Concentration Camps full of Jews, Gays and many others. Hiroshima nuclear blasts as an experiment by the Americans using a war and thousands of people as a test tube for its war games.

Joseph Stalin

Killing Fields of Cambodia.

Sadam Husein and his murderous regime. Idi Amin

Pol Pot

Augusto Pinochet

Mao Tse Tung

Nicolae Ceaușescu

Kim Il Sung

and I have watched and read about the evils these men have perpetrated on fellow human beings in complete horror over the years and am saddened as I reach nearly 100, that the world has not learned. It still allows the likes of Trump and before him Bush and even the evil Tony Blair, to cause and create havoc on an international stage and where hundreds of millions are involved in their madness, one way or the other.

I am glad I am old. ~ I am sad life has had to be filled with such awful people.It pleases me to read there are people like you though John and I enjoy your Blogs a lot. It brings me great cheer. Alfred M.


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