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Christmas is Coming
My dick is long and thick
Why not come to Bournemouth
And give it one good lick
If you don't want to lick it,
Then suck it and chew
And if you don't want to suck it,
Then I'll fuck you.
Just a little ditty to start the Festive Season off with a laugh...
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Christmas is coming
and the goose is getting fat
Please wear a mask
and forget about the hat
If you haven't got a mask
what planet are you from ?
One word of warning
You'll be taken to task.
This is the Christmas
And this the New Year
After hiding most the summer
And living in fear
We come out to celebrate
and come to see friends
Where loneliness and isolation
This time of year will mend.
By carefully considering
The people around us
We will celebrate with turkey
and make a great fuss
With distant games and laughter
We shall all join in as one
With carol singing and games,
let's all join in the fun.
We are all responsible
And we all must take care
As this is one present - a virus
We do not want to share.
So extra cleaning and scrubbing
To keep our venue bright
So we can all slumber well
and enjoy a good night.
So a Happy Christmas to you all
And may you stay in good health
and when 2021 comes alone.
May we wish you good wealth.
©John Bellamy