

NEWS 05/04/26
Trump threatens to deport the Rolling Stones, because they told him to stop using their music in the stupid Melania film flop. They’ve already told him not to use it before. Trump really is a vindictive toddler who hasn’t got a clue how to behave like an Adult. Amnesty International is warning football’s governing body, FIFA, that its 2026 World Cup will take place amid a ‘human rights crisis’ in Trump’s US. It involves serious risks for players & fans, with ICE immigration


Life According to John -2
Scottish parliament votes against legalising assisted dying MSPs reject bill after concerted campaign to block it and despite amendments intended to placate critics The Scottish parliament has voted against legalising assisted dying after critics and religious groups led a concerted campaign to block the measures. MSPs voted 69 to 57 to reject the proposals in a late night vote on Tuesday – a larger margin than expected, despite a series of last-minute amendments designed to


men @ easter
April 10th - 12th - - NAKED CHILL OUT - with naked karaoke singers. April 17th - 19th - TANTRIC SEX FOR MEN - fully interactive and naked training. April 24th - 26th - BURN OUT WORKSHOP - a healing workshop for those suffering from burn out. May 1st - 4th - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night min. Free Sunday Roast . May 8th - 10th - REBIRTHING - a self help and self healing weekend, for mind, body and soul . May 15th - 17th - EUROVISION -


Silky Smooth Easter
I came home late. My fat mates had been out and brought someone back for the evening. I found his ' friend;' sound asleep on my bed, in my room, and I could hear my flat mate snoring away in his room. I assume this young man couldn't sleep with the snoring and had crashed in my room. It was Easter Weekend and there was no work in the morning. This cute young man of around 21, slim and smooth, and was wearing some Bunny Ears and was face down sprawled out on my bed, sound asle


Women - Thank God I am gay.
DOUBLE STANDARDS. So when a woman hits a man and a man hits her back, it is not considered the same - an attack - as the man is stronger. So the women should have thought about that before hitting the man first and once hit, any man has every right to hit back, whether it is a man or a woman. You attack Me, I will defend myself. The amount of women sceaming they were attacked by their partner is just the same as how many women attack their men but men are a lot less likely t


amuse me time...
I n medieval England, Sir Reginald says to his wife, “Sweeting, I go anon unto the tavern.” His wife replies, “My lord, thou must not! After all that hath befallen, thou didst swear to forswear drink forevermore.” "Hark, I must go," decrees Sir Reginald, "for I have weighty business with Sir Archibald, Sir Thomas, and Sir Gregory. But take heart, my love—I shall have naught but tea and a crumpet. Thou hast my word.” “Very well,” she says, "Then shall I expect thee home with


Foolish Old Man.
I will destroy the whole of Africa- 75 year-old British man scammed of 20000 pounds says. Simon Frost, 75 from Soham, Cambs, had his dream came through when he was matched on online dating site with Eva – a young beautiful lady who claimed to be a hospital worker from Accra ,Ghana. The supposed Eva used the portrait of a US porn star, Briana Lee, 28 in her profile. Simon started internet dating after his wife of 10 years left him. He joined a website called Real Sex Contact


Q & A - 05/04/26
Dear John:- I am a little nervous to write, but what the heck - I am a straight man, or so I always thought. I have been married twice. First wife died after 7 years and 2 kids and second wife I divorced as there was no love and no intimacy between us, so what was the point. She also was not a good Mother to my kids - her step kids. I have enjoyed a shit sex life - being shy and not good at chatting up women, so I have only ever had sex with my two wives and no one outside


Life According to John - 05/04/26
I was having a wank. I was alone. It was late in the evening and I had had a busy day. People always assume they know what it is like to be a sex worker - prostitute, whore. rent boy, giggilo, escort - or SOCIAL WORKER as I call it. Truth is - they simply haven't a clue, not a cue in hell. That day I had had 5 clients, the first arriving around midday and the last one some time around 10pm, and each had wanted the same but each wanted something different to what they got


supreme leader, my arse
Is Trump Delusional? Claims Iran Offered to Make Him “Supreme Leader” Y es, you read that correctly. At a recent GOP congressional fundraiser, former President Donald Trump made the shocking claim that Iran had offered to make him their Supreme Leader. “Never in history has anyone seen what we’re doing in the Middle East with Iran,” Trump said, in his typically meandering style. “ They’re negotiating they want a deal so badly but they’re afraid to admit it. They think their o


LIFE - according to John w/e 29/03/26
" Good news" or "Good tidings," Originating from the Ol d English gōdspel A death at Hamilton Hall All I heard was the door bell go and then a few minutes later what seemed like a fight was brewing in the hall. I entered the afray to find this tall customer about to ' round off' against Woody, and I leaped into the afray and ordered him to leave, as if ON ENTRY and before we had even done registration, this customer was about to have a fight with Woody ??? and WTF ??? He wa


NEWS w/e 29th March 2026
Yesterday Trump claimed that Iran gave him a present: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize, and they gave it to us.” WTAF?! He has dementia and he is psychotic. Tensions between Donald Trump and Iran took another turn after Tehran rejected a proposed 15-point ceasefire plan. Despite that, Trump claimed Iran was “b



















