There are different versions of this joke I like this one as it was made somewhat relevant to our times. “A Russian soldier comes to a crossroads A Russian soldier, while running, comes to a crossroads and sees a nun standing there. He asks, "Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a moment, I'll explain later." The nun enthusiastically accepts the proposal. A moment later, two MPs approach and ask the nun: "Did a soldier walk by here?" She says yes and sends the MPs in the o

What are some of the biggest misconceptions people have about the Battle of Rorke's Drift as portrayed in the movie "Zulu"? When the 1964 film Zulu premiered, the daughters of decorated war hero Private Henry Hook walked out of the theater in disgust. While the movie generated many misconceptions about the 1879 Battle of Rorke’s Drift—such as the myth that the 24th Regiment of Foot was entirely Welsh, or that the battle ended with a mutual singing contest and a respectful Zul

From Daniel: The Modern Gay world - is it for me or am I just getting older? Every generation will recall their youth years and in the main affirm that theirs was the best time to be alive and young compared to previous and future generations. No surprise then, that I think my generation wins this accolade , but for reasons that I hope show why I believe so. The year I turned 18 was the same year that the age of consent in the UK for gay sex was legal from 18. I fortunate

May 11 – Jun 20 Mars crosses the gandanta juncture between watery Pisces and fiery Aries. This is a volatile place for the planet of war, moving through a ‘void’ in the zodiac, where one Sun sign ends, and another begins, with no supporting lunar division. Expect some sense of being at a threshold, and ready yourself for the fight. As Mars gets settled into Aries, Mercury and Venus exchange signs once they move into Taurus and Gemini by May 14. This places all three planets i

European Parliament adopts measure to ban conversion therapy “These so-called conversion practices or therapies are not only harmful, they are a profound violation of human dignity and fundamental rights.” The European Parliament voted in favor of a ban on conversion therapy this Wednesday. The demand is now being sent to the European Commission for a response. The move comes after the European Citizens’ Initiative successfully petitioned the European Parliament to take up

8 Reasons Wives Stop Looking Forward to Intimacy With Their Husbands This was sent to me by a reader and it makes interesting, if one sided, reading. I answer in green.. It didn't happen all at once. It never does. Desire in a marriage dies in increments — in the small disappointments that were never addressed and the unmet needs that were never voiced. Here's how it happens. 1. The anticipation disappeared. She used to look forward to it. Feel it building during the day. N

This is a true story. He tried to kill me some years ago and - I laughed. Picture the scene. 5 star hotel Hyatt Regency on Waikiki beach on Oahu - one of the Hawaiian islands. We had a log cabin on a neighbouring island of Kawaii and had been there for 6 weeks enjoying the sun and being as I was with my lover, it seemed ideal. So romantic. BUT:- after a while we needed a little bit of life, people and excitement, and while we loved each other, we needed some breathing s

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The stowaway In 1964, a broke Australian athlete realized he couldn't afford a flight home from London. His solution? He built a wooden crate and successfully mailed himself across the world. Reg Spiers was a javelin thrower who had just failed to qualify for the Tokyo Olympics. After having his wallet stolen, he found himself desperate to return to Australia in time for his daughter's birthday. Lacking the funds for a passenger ticket, he decided air freight was his best opt

Had an e mail from someone complaining there was never anything to do and I answewed with a link to the Diary of Events Page as complaining there is nothing to do just shows his complete lack of personal get up and go... May 15th - 17th - EUROVISION - enjoy the campest TV show with others. May 22nd - 25th - NAKED CHILLOUT SPRING BANK HOLIDAY - Free Sunday Roast June 1st - July 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT SUMMER MONTHS - even if it rains... July 10th - 12th - WELL HUNG NAKED WE

Gay and getting older By Moz When I was a twink it never occurred to me that life would improve as the years rolled by. Back then I thought anyone over 30 was ancient and well past their sell by date. That said, I wasn’t exactly happy with my body or looks back then; far too skinny and embarrassed about being seen with my shirt off let alone naked! As for my dick, well it was never something that would garner envy. I think we rarely appreciate what we had in our youth due t

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